Girl w/ Knife Greeting Cards

Always A Full Moon Greeting Card

It's Always A Full Moon When We're Together greeting card. Calling all partners in mayhem. Single blank interior greeting card with matching blush envelope. 4.25" x 5.5" (A2 size).

Dear Universe

Dear Universe, Why Tho? An open letter to the sky, because 2020. WINNER of Snarkiest Card by GCA's Noted @ *Noted 2021. Single blank interior greeting card with matching ivory envelope. 4.25" x 5.5" (A2 size)

Ever Not Retrograde Greeting Card

Is It Ever Not Retrograde? greeting card. Calling all woo-woo ladies and gents. Single blank interior greeting card with matching blush envelope. 4.25" x 5.5" (A2 size).

Many Moons HBD Greeting Card

Many Moons Ago The Universe Spit You Out. Let's Drink To That! greeting card. Let's be kind and not count the moons. Single blank interior greeting card with matching blush envelope. 4.25" x 5.5" (A2 size).

No More Swearing Greeting Card

You're Having A F•cking Baby! 'No More Swearing greeting card. Get it ALL out now, mother ducker. Single blank interior greeting card with matching blush envelope.  WINNER of Best Use of Profanity by GCA's Noted @ *Noted 2020. 4.25" x 5.5" (A2 size).

Sending Good Vibes Greeting Card

Sending Good Vibes greeting card. We all know someone who's currently freaking out. Single blank interior greeting card with matching ivory envelope. 4.25" x 5.5" (A2 size).

Slap The Universe Greeting Card

If I could Slap the Universe For You I Would greeting card. Sidenote: loyalty is picking a fight with the 'universe' for someone. Single blank interior greeting card with matching ivory envelope. 4.25" x 5.5" (A2 size).